Note: No representation is made that the quality of services performed by this mahram are better than the services performed by actual mahram. Dowry, maintenance, and gratification of sexual desires not included.
If you know any folks in Singapore or Kuala Lumpur/Penang/Thereabouts... that could shelter me/accompany me for some tea, that would be great :) Will be there for approx 3 weeks, from the 5-25th
Also in chicago for the next few days, till the 2nd. Raya-- im lookin atchu! :)
1. I just got into a nursing program, which is perfect, since I got laid off only 3 weeks ago. I now find myself with a 6 month long vacation. Should I walk across America with a Frisk Me, I'm Muslim Shirt? Should I fly to Spain, Malaysia, and Indonesia? Should I just hang out, and write a book?
Wonderful how things just fall into place.
2. I'd like to regularly attend local toastmasters meetings-- cause I'd like to be an amazing public speaker (like lj user misquoted) .. its been so long that I don't even know how to tag people anymore
3. I'll be in chicago in late march.
4. I'm thinking about a trip to toronto around the 6th of march.
Thank you Stephen Colbert, for the hat tip on last night’s Colbert Report. Unfortunately, he did not mention HijabMan, or HijabMan.com like they mentioned in the USAToday article he was quoting from.
But just in case you found me through the mention, welcome to all of the fellow Colbert watchers out there! Much love and respect to you. And Stephen, watch for my shirts in the mail, buddy!
“Several federal agencies had stands just aisles away from where entrepreneurs hawked T-shirts emblazoned with slogans such as “Frisk Me, I’m Muslim.” – From the USA Today Article
*background: my mother has brought jewelry from Pakistan for my non-existent wife before
Setting: Sister, Brother-in-law, Me in car*
Sister: So yeah mom brought some jewelry back for... Me: My wife? Sister: No! Brother-in-law: For _my_ wife Me: Hey, you've worn my non-existent wife's jewelry before. Sister: Oh yeah, is your non-existent wife offended? Me: Yeah, as a matter of fact, she's told me she's about to challenge you to a cage match. Sister: Was she wearing leather as a part of your little fantasy too, HijabMan?
Sister 1. Me 0.
A few years back, I was telling a joke in front of the family, and my brother stopped me...
Me: ....but I was just about to reach the climax! Brother: HijabMan, I don't want to hear about your personal life...
I'll probably come by on Saturday morning and stay till sunday afternoon--- Sunday I'll be attending the 2nd part of the 2nd Annual Conference on Muslim Peace Building ... or something like that...
Thank you yet again to "Ben Thal":http://myspace.com/bejaru for his night-long production of this, the first HijabMan commercial. I also appreciate him allowing me to use his music towards the end. Oh, and for convincing me to order those chicken wings and pineapple-topped pizza at 3 AM a couple nights ago. It totally hit the spot, man.
Also check out the "store":http://www.hijabman.com/store for 4 a few new shirts posted, as well as some bumper stickers towards the bottom!
Look for more ads in the coming weeks! Feel free to share this one in the meantime.
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