||[May. 11th, 2007|09:09 am]
*background: my mother has brought jewelry from Pakistan for my non-existent wife before|
Setting: Sister, Brother-in-law, Me in car*
Sister: So yeah mom brought some jewelry back for...
Me: My wife?
Brother-in-law: For _my_ wife
Me: Hey, you've worn my non-existent wife's jewelry before.
Sister: Oh yeah, is your non-existent wife offended?
Me: Yeah, as a matter of fact, she's told me she's about to challenge you to a cage match.
Sister: Was she wearing leather as a part of your little fantasy too, HijabMan?
Sister 1. Me 0.
A few years back, I was telling a joke in front of the family, and my brother stopped me...
Me: ....but I was just about to reach the climax!
Brother: HijabMan, I don't want to hear about your personal life...
Brother 1. Me 0.